If George Lucas wrote #Respill of the Jedi (#Kevenge of the Sith?)… #auspol

The tyre on my car was slashed last night.  Thus, you get my PhotoChopping…

The first version had Rudd come back as Planet Rudd, only to be destroyed by the Death Star/Cabinet.  The thought, alas, was too plausible and so I had to change it lest the reader be overcome with a haunting sadness.

Despite being on the other side of politics, I am looking forward to Monday’s RuddLetting.  This is because I’m a mean and horrible conservative who delights in Schadenfreude.  Very quietly, I would like to see Senator Wong as our Foreign Minister — and not only because I think Finance is a poor man’s Treasury portfolio (Swan will never give that one up).

It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of Abbott.  The weeping sore of the ALP helped to create an environment in which Abbott’s style of politics — populist, vulgar, anti-conservative — was able to thrive.  A better government has to result in a better opposition… I hope.

Bum bum bum badee badee bum… Election Day!

So… I’m still not entirely sure how I’ll vote.

I feel like this is less of a choice between candidates and more a choice between voting formally or informally.  Given the lack of candidates in my electorate, I feel like an informal vote is entirely justified.  I don’t support the political options we have and voting informally is a valid form of protest.

At the same time, a lot of the things for which I detest the current government was largely a creation of the Coalition and Greens Party acting in concert.  We shouldn’t be limiting our immigration growth, but the C&G vandals in the upper house have forced us into rather a deplorable public debate.  The inability to act on climate change was similarly a result of their vandalism.  And so on and so forth.  Instead of giving the Greens the balance of power, I think a much better political situation would be ALP dominance in both houses for three years.  Unfortunately, we’ll get the usual unrepresentative swill we always get with the Senate.

I guess I’m in shock that an election between Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott could possibly be described as a cliffhanger.

For those of you in Victoria, vote for the Sex Party.  At least they’ve got principles.