Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol che tavelena il cor! … And get a proper plot while you’re at it.

They need to teach aesthetics.  It ought to be a mandatory class.

It seems that even Ebsen Storm thought that Subterano (the film I rubbished in my last post) was terrible: he was credited as ‘ Mort S. Seben’ .

We can appreciate art in two ways.  The first is to appreciate its form.  The second is to appreciate its substance.

My classic example illustrates the first: The Old Man and the Sea.  It’s amazing but it has absolutely no substance.  Wagner is another good example: the substance is ugly (Germanic people are the shiznit, yo), but the form is magnificent.

It’s more difficult to find good art which can be appreciated for its substance alone.  The works of the Beatles, I think, satisfies this.  Musically, it’s rubbish.  Its message was an important reflection on its era (at least, the later stuff was).  Godzilla films were about the fear of science post WWII in Japan.

SPOILER WARNING… not that you’ll go watch the film, but it’s always best to be polite.

Subterano is about a dystopian future (shock!) where computer games (shock!) are a big deal and there’s a rebel who’s trying to escape from the authorities (shock!).  A group of polar opposite personalities (shock!) have to bond together in order to escape a death game (shock!).

The resolution to the film is that the protagonist and a few of his women escape the death game.  The death game was being conducted by a sociopathic adolescent who is upset that he failed to kill the protagonist and his women, so he starts up another game with a new set of victims…

Yeah, it doesn’t make any sense.  But, worse, there’s absolutely no substance or form to this film.  It’s just torture porn.  The antagonist is nothing but a sociopath.  There’s no reason for him to torture the protagonist and his friends (except, perhaps, that the antagonist is a rich white kid who feels ignored).  Throughout the film, he says that he’s doing it just to watch people die.

Don’t get me wrong.  I don’t think that things need to get tied up in a nice bow in order to be satisfying.  Watchmen is amazing for pretty much this reason: it’s hard to tell who’s supposed to win and the resolution is confronting.  There just needs to be some sort of reason at the end to have justified the hour and a half of vaguely wondering where the film’s going.

In short, avoid this film at all costs.

In other news….

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