Forever isn’t for everyone; Is forever for you?… The Attack of s 44

Holy shit!  Who would have guessed that s 44 of the Australian Constitution would bite as hard as it has over the past year or so?  Rod Culleton (One Nation), Bob Day (Family First), Scott Ludlam (Greens), and now Larissa Waters (Greens) have all fallen victim of s 44, either through High Court intervention or through voluntary resignation to inevitability.  Technically, Bob Day was twice ineligible under s 44.  And there’s another case on the boil: National Party MP, David Gillespie.

What I find interesting — really interesting — is how difficult it is to intuit the purpose of s 44.  It’s a provision that excites popular imagination.  Perhaps it’s a relic of a racist past.  Perhaps it is a protection against foreign interference.  Perhaps it should be amended.  Perhaps it shouldn’t be.

But perhaps it’s not the technicality of the provision that we should consider, but bigger theories about constitutional democracies.  Why should there be restrictions on who can become a parliamentarian?  Shouldn’t we be able to elect whomever we want?

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Spectator, 2026

Simone saves the Spectator a fortune in salaries.  Early experiments with using children as columnists had proven unsuccessful.  No matter how young the child was.  It really didn’t make a lot of sense.  Social media would go wild for pithy anecdotes of woke infants telling hard truths about politics, but long form essays written by toddlers rarely went viral.  And now the company has started to get the lawsuits.  Did we knowingly expose children to hazardous workplace environments?  Were we really responsible for the psychological damage to these children?  Weren’t they, as we suspected, already severely broken to begin with?

Costs had to be cut, the Spectator had to be saved, and Simone was the solution.

Simone is the perfect replacement columnist: a simulant who recreates the moaning of a right wing pundit.  She works for free and produces three flawless opinion pieces per day.  Absolutely flawless.  The pieces are full of all the usual hateful, spiteful, indulgent nonsense that her human colleagues could produce, but we don’t waste any of the usual time fluffing her ego or managing office politics with her.

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Are we dreaming the same dream? Of money, guns, and gasoline?… Centrism and the Media

Quand une guerre éclate, les gens disent : « Ça ne durera pas, c’est trop bête. » Et sans doute une guerre est certainement trop bête, mais cela ne l’empêche pas de durer. La bêtise insiste toujours.

When a war breaks out, people say: ‘It won’t last – it is too stupid!’ And, of course, war certainly is too stupid, but that does not prevent it from lasting. Stupidity always insists.

(Camus, La Peste, 1947)

I don’t believe that the current world is significantly worse than any other period in history.  As a conservative, I always think that we are in some kind of degenerate state but I don’t believe that this degenerate state is worse than any other.

The churn in Western democracies at the moment is questioning a lot of wisdom which we have not, on a grand scale, questioned for a while.  We have a moment to reexamine the received wisdom that many people — far too many — accept entirely without challenge.  We have intuitions about democracy, freedom of speech, and liberty that, on closer reflection, do little but support tired power structures in society.  And I say this from the conservative end of politics, reflecting on the incredible expansion of the market that has filled the void where traditional state authority used to be.

But it is rare that so many people are invited and encouraged to challenge liberalism, centrism, and even democracy to engage in a discussion about what sort of a society we want and how we can go about realising that society.

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Lies jumped the queue to be first in line… Research policy and research bureaucracy

It might be a career-limiting move to opine too much about research bureaucracy when you’re doing your level best to punch into an academic career, but danger is the spice of life and these hot takes aren’t going to pepper themselves.

Over on The Research Whisperer, Tseen Khoo has raised a puzzle about the impact of university metrics on the way that researchers undertake their work stating that she doesn’t need money to do her research.  Meanwhile, on the LSE Review of Books, Derek Dunne talks about the historical relationship between bureaucracy and research (with bureaucracy being a form of social control).  They are both interesting pieces, strongly flavoured by personal experience and anecdote, but I’m not sure that they completely grasp the puzzle at hand.

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I’ll stop at nothing. I will play this game… Liberty Victoria’s ‘Playing God’ report is not great

To some extent, very little of this is going to be surprising.  I think Liberty Victoria are a bunch of goofs and it was always going to be unlikely that I’d think any of their reports were worth reading.  Liberty Victoria is the face of the Victorian Council for Civil Liberties.  Their role in the advocacy ecosystem is to promote the perspectives of civil libertarians, regardless of how vapid.  This means writing reports like Playing God: the Immigration Minister’s unrestrained power and giving the ‘Voltaire Award’ to Gillian Triggs.  They trade in controversy because attention is their only tool for pushing an agenda.

That’s not necessarily pejorative.  Liberty Victoria sits in the swamp of liberalism along with libertarian groups like the Centre for Independent Studies and the Institute of Public Affairs.  Getting attention encourages to think about concepts like ‘liberty’, ‘freedom’ and ‘human rights’ in left wing terms.  But it also means that they are systemically incapable of engaging in serious discussion about the issues they worry about.  They’re after bombastic, flash-in-the-pan interventions that cause a bit of stir.

And that’s what we get with Playing God: a report that will, no doubt, fire up the core supporters and maybe get them to donate a bit more money to the cause.  But it’s not an intellectually serious report, in the same way that giving the Voltaire Award to Triggs was an intellectually serious decision.

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Winding yourself up until you’re turning blue… In praise of violence (don’t do violence)

Anyway, because s 80.2B of the Criminal Code is real, I am definitely not advocating violence.  Violence should never be advocated because we are a tolerant liberal society and tolerant liberal societies make it an offence to advocate violence.  Don’t do it.  I’m certainly not doing it.

But what is violence?  I thought about nerding out on this question but, really, I just want to talk about one thing.  One horrible thing.  One unforgivable thing.

Glitter bombing.

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The shrieking of nothing is killing… When ‘Australian values’ means little more than trivia

We should not reward attention-seekers with attention.  We should not reward attention-seekers with attention.  We should not reward attention-seekers with attention.  It’s so difficult because it is so satisfying.  Look at this idiot and their idiot opinion!  Look at what they have written now!  We should not reward attention-seekers with attention.  But it’s so hard not to give them attention because, sometimes, they provoke interesting debates that they themselves are entirely too thick to entertain themselves.  But maybe other people might take up the discussion.  But perhaps we could turn what is bad into something that is slightly good.  We should not reward attention-seekers with attention.


Caleb wrote something and it is really bad.  I have mentioned before that Caleb is a conservative columnist because News Corp believes that right wing commentary is so easy that even a child can do it.  I have been experimenting with a hypothesis, engaging the Dark Arts to fill an old mannequin with the most foul, chthonic nightmare demons and then transcribing the damn’d howls that fill the air in oily smoke.   The results have been promising, and some of the articles produced have been picked up by The Spectator Australia.

Anyway, Caleb wrote something really bad and, no doubt, he did it for attention.  I’m now going to give it attention and I feel bad for doing so.  Forgive me, gentle reader.  Forgive me on the grounds that I haven’t had much sleep since the head of the mannequin burst open and the ten thousand spiders crawled into my ears and I hear them, I hear them saying things I hear them and they whisper and I hear them and the ten thousand spiders whisper things that should not be whispered and they crawl in my ears and they whisper.

Anyway, it’s about Australian values.

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I am frightened by the crowd, for we are getting much too loud… Research and public opinion

A friend of mine was targeted for criticism about a piece of research.  A libertarian think tank had decided that academia was a waste of money, that academics should pay their own way, that academics should only study things which were useful.  The think tank took a few sentences from a description of their project and pilloried them in the press.

This week, the same thing happened to somebody I don’t know.  Based on a fragment of a flier looking for participants in a study, a popular Twitter account let rip about a study that didn’t match their ideological expectations.  A few progressive media outlets broadcast the signal, and my heart went out to the researcher who, in this case, is only a student.

The outrage about the research is, quite frankly, ridiculous.  It is ignorant and wrongheaded.  The basis of the complaint is that certain diseases should only be studied from particular perspectives according to some intuition about social justice, and was supported by a vague (and, it seems, inaccurate) complaint about the state of funding for the issue.

I really hope that the student is getting a lot of support from the university.  I can’t imagine how terrible this experience must be for her.

Without litigating the actual case, there’s a more important dimension that is lost in the crossfire: to what extent is public support needed for research?

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But there’s a scream inside that we all try to hide… Should we celebrate the end of the personal essay?

The Personal-Essay Boom is Over‘ is the title of a really interesting piece by Jia Tolentino on The New Yorker.  I disagree with it, but it is really worth reading if you want a view on the economics of commentary: to what extent is the profile of public discussion shaped by profit incentives?  Tolentino argues — I think persuasively — that a boom in personal-essay writing, where writers (overwhelmingly women) mined their private experiences for content, was a result of media companies coming under increased funding pressures.  The writing is cheap and easy to churn out.

Where I think the article is wrongheaded is in its selection of context: why are we looking specifically at this genre of writing?

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